The Top 25 Christian Pick-Up Lines

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  1. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
  2. You make me want to be a better Christian.
  3. You float my ark.
  4. I would part the Red Sea for you.
  5. Excuse me, is your name Grace? Because you are so amazing.
  6. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder.
  7. I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
  8. I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
  9. What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
  10. Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
  11. Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
  12. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
  13. I went on a mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
  14. Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
  15. The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; how about dinner?
  16. Bathsheba had nothing on you.
  17. You’re looking for a knight in shining armor. Well, I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
  18. It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
  19. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives because he never met you.
  20. You are perfect, except with all the sin.
  21. You put the “stud” in bible study.
  22. For you I would slay two Goliaths.
  23. I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.
  24. Are you hot, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
  25. Last night I was reading the book of Numbers, then I realized, I don’t have yours.

6 thoughts on “The Top 25 Christian Pick-Up Lines

  1. Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you are the only ten I see… Oops wait wrong line! I was blind until I saw you! You made me come alive! Got it!

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